Trump famously scheduled town hall meetings during Republican debates during the 2024 primaries. There’s a theory that he can’t stand to be out of the spotlight for too long because he has a dysfunctional ego. He has been invited to speak at funerals and he somehow attempts to make the topic of discussion about himself. He has upstaged athletes and taken their trophies and medals. He has done countless things deemed to be narcissistic. Tonight, at 6:34pm Eastern time, NASA will launch Artemis II with four astronauts to the Moon. Though they will not land, it’s the first time a manned mission has headed to the Moon in 50 years. Trump plans to speak a half hour before the launch. He likely will be speaking at the moment Artemis II leaves the launch pad. Considering his history, is this peculiar timing to address the nation? The Iran War is a big deal, but is it possible his narcissism has kicked in and tried to compete with NASA and the Moon program?
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The Daily Show …
@1:43 Another Hilarious Lego Movie …
4/4/2026 Update With Adam Kinzinger …
4/4/2026 Did Orange Clown consult with France or Japan before his illegal attack on Iran? NO!! And now, oil tankers from France and Japan have been allowed to safely pass through the Strait of Hormuz! Donald Trump wanted to be seen as a HERO after becoming Israel’s Bitch and fighting a war for them instead of focusing on the American economy and the prices of goods throughout the United States. He thought bombing school girls would score him points with his retarded blood-thirsty MAGA base, but he was wrong! Sure, a handful of MAGA Tards still pretend to like the Orange Douche, but more and more of them are seeing him as a ZERO!!!! At Never Trump Blog, we commend France and Japan for doing the right thing! Fuck Donald Trump! We can’t let that psychotic madman ruin everything for everybody else! Also, release the damn Trump-Epstein Files!! Trump keeps creating these diversions in hopes that everybody forgets the DOJ still has three million files in their possession they haven’t released to the public …
4/4/2026 Trump was accused of raping a thirteen year old girl with Jeffrey Epstein not long before his illegal attack on Iran. Do you think he wanted these issues fleshed out in public? No! He’s been trying to find any distraction he could so people don’t get to the bottom of the Trump-Epstein Files! And after all the heinous shit we saw in the first batch of three million documents, everybody knew it would only get worse with the next batch of three million documents! South Park made fun of Pam Bondi for brown-nosing Trump, and the cartoon episode showed her multiple times with dookie on her nose. They say that with Trump, loyalty is a one-way street. Despite that Pam Bondi got emotional and pled to keep her job, she was thrown under the bus. And she behaved like a broken woman afterward by praising Orange Clown. There’s a cartoon where Trump is pissing on a MAGA follower on the floor. Trump tells the person it’s raining, and the cult MAGA person responds, “Thank you!” This is Pam Bondi, and it’s Kristi Noem! Donald Trump loves himself a good Sausage Fest! During the 2024 campaign he referred to Nikki Haley as Bird Brain! He had a Circle Jerk with Tim Scott and a couple of the MAGA dudes, though! It’s out with the chicks, in with the fellas! Trump thinks he’s Spanky and he’s creating his own version of the He Man Woman Haters Club! Where is MTG today? What does Megyn Kelly have to say about the Iran War? Trump likes to behave like a retarded child! He likes to rage post from his marble toilet! He liked to golf! He loves tacky interior design! And? He loves to be surrounded by people with cocks in their pants! So far as we know, this means Markwayne Mullin and Todd Blanche! If you have a vaj? Not so much! Susie Wiles needs to start looking over her shoulder …
4/3/2026 Pod Save America …
4/3/2026 US jet shot down over Iran, and a recovery helicopter has been shot …
4/3/2026 “STOP TALKING!!!” Europe wants Orange Clown to shut up, especially France’s Emmanuel Macron …
4/3/2026 Trump is a Disaster and History Will View Him as a Piece of Shit …far side – gary larson
For the Maniac Nebula project in April, we will feature a different Gary Larson Far Side cartoon every day…
4/2/2026 Besides Pam Bondi, more people have been ousted. Trump’s Clown Car decided to get rid of more than a dozen military officials including Randy George, William Green Jr, and David Hodne …
4/2/2026 Will Pam Bondi Get Kicked to the Curb? part III …
4/2/2026 Will Pam Bondi Get Kicked to the Curb? part II …
4/2/2026 Will Pam Bondi Get Kicked to the Curb? part I …
ANALYSIS: This is Donald Trump. There’s a saying in life, “Fake it until you make it.” Randy Jackson gave that advice to an American Idol contestant years ago, and it actually works! In all cases? No! Sometimes you just need a little nudge to get you to where you need to be! People lie on job applications! They use gimmicks in performances! Some girls have stuffed their bras, and some guys have put a pair of socks in their pants! Fake it until you make it! This works if you’re within reaching distance of success, but if you’re leagues away, nothing is going to save you! Donald Trump said he could’ve negotiated peace before the Civil War! He said he could beat Lincoln AND Washington if they were on the same ticket running against him! The reality? He said he’d end the Ukraine War on Day One, but Vladimir Putin treated him like a step child! He pretended he secured lasting peace Israel, and we all know where we are with that! He pretended he obliterared Iran’s nuke program, then returned months later to obliterate it again! Donald Trump does a lot of “faking it” but not a whole lot of “making it”! He said the price of eggs would go down, then they shot through the roof! He said the price of energy would drop, and so on, and so on! Donald Trump is Raygun! At Never Trump Blog, we don’t commend him for too many things, but we sure commend him for his effort! He’s like that ant trying to move the rubber tree plant! Boy, he sure has high hopes! Ordinary people would’ve found a crevice to climb into! They would’ve hidden from the World! But not fuckin’ Donald Trump! Huey Lewis sang that he wanted a new drug! Well, whatever drug Huey Lewis wanted? Donald Trump found it! Who can fail as miserably as Donald Trump has failed, and still feel no shame? It’s mind blowing! Before we finish our thoughts here, we’d like to apologize to Raygun! We don’t mean to insult you by comparing you to someone way worse at politics than you are at break dancing! You are way easier to watch on the floor than Donald Trump at the podium! Today, he tried to “fake it until he made it” by scheduling a nationally televised speech as astronauts launched to the Moon! The speech was an incoherent, rambling shit show! Finally, we want to apologize to retarded children. We recently compared Donald Trump to a retarded playing checkers with himself, and not knowing the rules or having all the pieces. Language is a limiting thing. We must make analogies and comparisons the best we know how. Retarded children look like rocket scientists compared to Donald Trump, and we realize the comparison is unfair for that reason. We’re sure you’re smart enough to understand, though. Donald Trump surely is not …
4/1/2026 Guys at the Bulwark Discuss a Crazy, Rambling Speech …
