6/2/2024
Hello!
Welcome to the Never Chump Blog!
Never Chump Blog? Excuse me. He, hem. Technically, it is the Never Trump Blog, but you get the idea, right? My name is Demented! I operate a conspiracy site, Maniac Nebula. I am disturbed! I am very, very disturbed by the tone of today’s politics! A few days ago, Donald Trump (for future reference, I might refer to him as Donald Chump, or Donald Duck) was found guilty of 34 felonies in New York! Horrible! Horrible that we elect jackass leaders time after time and allow them to get away with crimes!
But not this time!
“I wonder if you’d help me test a theory?”
Did you watch Last Action Hero? The bad guy is Benefict. He is the villain in a “movie within a movie” and he’s allowed to live in our real world. Let’s turn to a famous Donald Chump quote:
“I could shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose any voters…” (click here)
Where do you think he got this idea from? He’s not smart enough to come up with it on his own! He got it from Last Action Hero! He got it from Benedict! Today, Donald is a poseur Benedict (portrayed by Charles Dance), but he’s also a real life Benedict Arnold! He betrayed the country! Let’s continue with the sequence in Last Action Hero after the villain shoots a random guy on a dark street. He shouts:
“Hello? I’ve just shot somebody! I did it on purpose!” Benedict waits. “I said, I have murdered a man and I want to confess!” He waits more, and almost expects anyone to come to the victim’s defense.
Instead, someone yells, “Hey! Shut up down there!”
Donald Chump’s fantasy is to live as Benedict! His enablers are at Fox News! Let us make no mistake! We are in a war! It is a cultural war! It is an economic war! If Donald Chump had his way, it would also be a physical war! It would be a bloodbath, in other words!
We are here to stop him! This Never Trump Blog is meant to follow today’s news. It is meant to keep you informed. It is also meant to provide context. We will delve into archives. We will draw from Donald Chump detractors. The Orange Turd pretends that only “radical Democrats” can’t stand him, but there are many Republicans who don’t like him as well! We will feature videos from the Lincoln Project. We will go to the Bulwark YouTube channel. A week ago, “Our Republican Legacy” was launched by William Cohen, Alan Simpson, John Boehner, and John Danforth. How’s that for GOP credibility? Bottom line is too many of us want Donald Duck far, far in the rearview mirror.
Remember Back to the Future? Biff gains power by getting a sports almanac and betting on games? In an alternate timeline, the world goes to shit! The character of Biff was modeled after Donald Chump! We don’t need to live in that dog shit world! We can take control of our lives! And the Never Trump Blog is here to help us on our way!
We salute Liz Cheney and Chris Christie! We thank Mitt Romney! God knows our politics don’t allign, but we agree on one thing:
Orange Dog Shit should not be in the White House!
Thank You,
Demented