8/6/2024
Hey Everyone,
“Stupid is as stupid does…”
— Forrest Gump
When Donald Trump declared he was running for president in 2015, people thought his juvenile behavior was some sort of act. He held up his hands to Marco Rubio to show they weren’t tiny. Ergo, his cock must not be tiny. Right, America? People expected moments of intellect during his presidential term, but it never came. He lost the popular vote to Joe Biden in 2020 by seven million votes! Then, he threw the biggest tantrum in world history! He shitted on democracy because he couldn’t stand losing! Tucker Carlson would still be a stable journalist at Fox News if Donald Trump could control his humiliation in losing! Megyn Kelly would still be working there as well! Rudy Giuliani would still be practicing law! So would Jenna Ellis, Sidney Powell, and others! There wouldn’t be January 6 prisoners if Donald Trump could handle losing! Lives have been destroyed.
But? There’s a consolation to this all. If it matters, it turned out not to be an act. People thought Trump was ACTING stupid to fit in with popular culture. This is why he involved himself with WWE events. The TRUTH, as it turns out, is that Donald Trump IS a stupid person. No act. And like Forrest Gump said, “Stupid is as stupid does.” It would be wise to show the public you could put together a succinct dissertation now and then. Show them it’s only an act when the multiple tantrums are thrown. But we never see it.
Donald Trump threw another tantrum when Tim Walz was selected to be the running mate of Kamala Harris. I wonder how America got caught up in this circumstance. Donald Trump is like a national STD. We all know a person or two who made bad choices after drinking too much at night clubs. They bring the wrong person home, then bam! A horrible case of the herps! Something that’s going to be with you for the rest of your life! It might disappear for a while, but there’s always the fear you’ll get a cold sore before a wedding or family reunion. Twenty years from now, Trump will be in America’s past, but like a herpes sore, someone’s bound to dig him out of the archives! “Hey! Look what Donald Trump wrote about president Walz! Walz steered our country through prosperity from 2029 through 2037! What a jackass Trump was!”
All legal scholars believe Trump is the biggest douche bag in world history! He is a disgrace to America, the world, and humankind! And? The sad part is he doesn’t know, and he’ll never know! Why? Because he’s stupid!
— Demented