Desi Lydic Foxsplains the Thing in the Middle East. Is it a war? Is it not a war? Will it last days? Weeks? Months? Forever? Is it already over? Where is it, anyway? Iraq? Iran? Seems to be a lot of confusion going on …
The Tonight Show. @1:59 Kristi Noem talks about getting fired from DHS …
3/6/2026 Iran War Update. @12:41 There are multiple reports now that Iran has hypersonic missiles (faster than Mach 6) that US and Israeli defenses can’t handle. Iran claims its Fattah-1 and Fattah-2 missiles can reach Mach 15 …
3/6/2026 Here’s More Idiocracy. Orange Clown has supposedly changed terms yet ag as in. Now, he wants the “unconditional surrender” of Iran. The inference is that his illegal war could go on for a long time if it doesn’t happen, far beyond anything the 1974 War Powers Act would allow. Yesterday, Republicans in the Senate voted to not stop his illegal war. That’s not how the Constitution works! The president has to get consent to go to war! That’s way different! This attitude of Trump is very, very rapey! He was ordered to pay E Jean Carroll millions of dollars for sexually assaulting her! More than twenty women have come forward and claimed Donald Trump sexually assaulted them! In the recent release of the Epstein-Trump Files, a thirteen-year-old girl reported that Epstein and Trump raped her! Bill Cosby spent years in jail, and for what? He would roofie women! He would slip Quaaludes in their drinks then have sex with them! If a woman wakes up in the middle of a sexual assault and says no, it’s already too late! Trump is doing this with his wars! The Republicans in the Senate already have Vasoline around their buttholes! They have a sensation that something has been in their sphincter, but they don’t know what to do! The deed has already been done! Women are supposed to consent to sex, or else it is rape! You can’t drug someone, start the act, then ask for consent if the person wakes up! It is rape, and it’s no different with war! Congress is supposed to give consent, or it’s rape! Trump bent over Senate Republicans, oiled their buttholes, then jammed his tiny murshroom-shaped penis inside a few times! And what’s sad? They voted to not stop him! How long will this go on? Until 60 days is up and the 1974 War Powers Act requires Congressional approval? By the way, there was no national emergency so the War Powers Act wouldn’t have applied, anyway, but some people tried to make excuses for the insane Orange Clown. Mike Johnson and his buddies don’t have balls, they don’t have conviction, and the hate America. That explains it. When they get swept out of office after the 2026 midterms, America can breathe again. Of course, we have to remember that Orange Clown has his finger on Thr Button. We know he wants to press it! If we make it to the midterms before he does, we can remedy this situation and start on a road back to normalcy …
3/6/2026 Stocks are plunging, gas is skyrocketing, and there was a loss of 92,000 jobs. @049 Even the Fox News Propaganda Network couldn’t ignore it …
3/6/2026 IHIP talks about the changes in DHS …
FLASHBACK: Senator Markwayne Mullin stands up on the Senate floor to fight the head of the Teamsters. NTB commentary: OU812 is a Van Halen album, and it’s also a gramogram, aka a letter-number homophone, aka a pseudo-acronym. K9 is another example. Oh, you ate one too? Canine? This is what naturally comes to mind. In the late 80s, Wink Martindale created a daytime game show called Bumper Stumpers where contestants had to guess the meanings of vanity license plates. PYR88 would be “pirates”, for example. Let’s segue back to OU812, but turn to different games. Survivor and Fear Factor involved situations where contestants had to eat or drink grody things! Survivor had pig brains, tarantulas, sea slugs, cow blood, bat soup, sea urchins, and more. Fear Factor had horse rectums, stink bugs, cow eyeball juice, worm wine, cockroaches, and other stuff. Oh, you ate one too? That’s what we’re focusing on! Throughout human history everywhere around the World, there are rites of passage. In the Emerald Forest, Tomme was a white child abducted by the Invisible People of the Amazon Rainforest. They taught him their language and raised him as their own. When he was old enough, he’s put through a ritual where he’s tied to a tree and bullet ants start biting him. A hallucination is induced and he can see the jungle from a top view as if he’s inside his spirit animal, a flying eagle. The boy dies, and a man is born. Colleges have gone through hazing initiations from the very beginning. Each sorority or fraternity has their own rules and customs. Some of them involve drinking insane amounts of liquor. Not every initiation or ritual is successful. It makes headlines when somebody dies of alcohol poisoning. Other customs involve eating putrid food, though. Oh, you ate one too. RFK Jr was not trying to join a fraternity when he told Roseann Barr his encounter with a dead bear which he planned to eat. RFK Jr was not trying to join a fraternity when he told Theo Von that he snorted cocaine off toilet seats. Kristi Noem was not trying to join a sorority when she wrote about killing her dog. Pam Bondi was not trying to join a sorority when she went on for hours ducking every question from any Democrat in Congress. Steven Cheung was not trying to join a fraternity when he tried to explain how “Kamabla” became a word. Donald Trump is a man-child, and it’s conservative to guess his mentality might be as high as a middle school student. These people, and more, went through hazing but it wasn’t to be accepted by the “cool kids” in college! They did it to appease the Orange Weirdo in the White House! Donald Trump has fucked up many, many times in the course of his life! Most of us have, but when we reach full maturity, we’re able to process our lives with prudence and reason. Not everybody reaches full maturity, though, and Donald is one of them. Kristi Noem was the first cabinet member of Trump 2.0 to be fired. She’s supposed to be replaced by Markwayne Mullin. In this video, Mullin stands up and challenges Sean O’Brien (president of the Teamsters) to a fight. Bernie Sanders slams the gavel when it gets out of hand and tries to redirect conversation to economic issues. Markwayne Mullin is not able to maintain decorum, composure, or professionalism. In Trump World, this is not a detriment. It’s an advantage! Without the Bear Story, RFK Jr doesn’t become the Secretary of HHS. Without Noem’s Dog Story, she doesn’t become head of DHS. Without allegations of drug use and sexual misconduct with minors, Matt Gaetz doesn’t get a nomination to be the head of DOJ. Without his alcoholism, Pete Hegseth doesn’t wind up running the Pentagon. You can’t fake these behaviors, either! Trump needs people around him who are unbalanced! He feels secure that way! If he still had rational, intelligent staffers around him like in Trump 1.0, he would feel threatened! He would start to fire people left and right! It’s a miracle Kristi Noem lasted this long! But if people think she’s being replaced by somebody more competent or mature, they’re wrong. Watch this video, and you’ll know what everybody is talking about …
3/6/2026 A Closer Look. Kristi Noem got fired, and Trump couldn’t remember which continent his father was born in …
3/5/2026 A school of young girls in Minab, Iran was bombed by war criminal Trump’s recent missile strikes. More than 160 were killed, most of them between ages seven and twelve …
3/5/2026 More Trump-Epstein Files Released. These include the FBI 302 documents of an underage girl who reported she was raped by Jeffrey Epstein and his best friend, Donald Trump …
