7-27-2024

There are Freudian slips and there are issues of Old Man Trump’s obvious cognitive decline!  Then, there is the truth!

The truth is that it sounded like Trump said, “I’m not Christian.”  Multiple news sources reported this, including Daily Kos and the Guardian. Apparently, a couple of these sources are giving him the benefit of the doubt after a few user comments said the speech wasn’t clear.  They are retracting or modifying their original headlines.  The TRUTH is also that his physical speech has deteriorated badly over the past few months.  We can’t deny this.

At Maniac Nebula, we believe Donald Trump is a fraud.  When pressed about his favorite Bible verse, he had no response, and pretended it was because of personal reasons.  He’s been selling shoddy Bibles at an exaggerated price which has ticked off multiple clergymen.

“My little children, let us not love in word, neither in tongue; but in deed and in truth…” — 1 John 3:18

From pissing on a Moscow hooker, to fingerbanging a lady in Bergdorf Goodman, to paying hush money to a porn star, we believe that where there’s smoke, there is fire.  Trump’s actions are not Christian!  What Christian goes around bragging about grabbing pussy?  What Christian waltzes through a female dressing room of naked under-aged girls?  Trump is a loser!  That’s the conclusion.

We hoped he would have a change of heart after the assassination attempt, and we hoped he would stop slinging insults after Joe Biden decided not to seek another term.  But Trump is as vile now as he’s ever been! His lies are ludicrous, his projection psychology is historic, and his regression into man-child states are continuous.

“Never wrestle with a pig because you’ll both get dirty, and the pig likes it.”

— George Bernard Shaw

Trump is a pig!  The only way to run a site like this is to embrace the mud!  We’ve done that here!  We have great artists at Maniac Nebula!  When Trump posts Biden like he’s from Tales From the Crypt, we can do that too!  Trump is the oldest fart ever to run for president!  His speech is slurring like he forgot to take his Geritol!  So we’ve come up with 26 nicknames you’re free to use:

  • Asshole Trump
  • Bizarro Robinhood
  • Comb Over Coward
  • Dog Shit Donny
  • Ego Maniac Trump
  • Fraudster Don
  • Geezer Don
  • Hypocrite Trump
  • Imbecile Don
  • Jackass Donny
  • Knucklehead Don
  • Lard Ass Trump
  • Motherfucker Don
  • Nasty Trump
  • Orange Loser
  • Pinnochio Trump
  • Queer Boy Trump
  • Retarded Trump
  • Sleazy Don
  • Tiny Fingers Trump
  • Useless Don
  • Vengeful Idiot
  • Whiny Bitch Trump
  • Xenophobic Don
  • Yappy Donald
  • Zombie Don

Have a good time with it!  We sure do!! !

— Demented

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